i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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