You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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