Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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