yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize