The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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