What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He's a Shit stain on my heart
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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