everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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