i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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