You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
The adults are the big ones right?
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