I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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