quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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