You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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