their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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