she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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