so explain again why im purple
no
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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