Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I didn't notice because vodka
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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