I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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