i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
this just has baby written all over it
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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