Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I am available for nakedness
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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