I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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