Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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