Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
