sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
