Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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