Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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