it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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