i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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