Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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