yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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