1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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