The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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