You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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