I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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