He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
