i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I'm passing your future prison.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Come on in and take your pants off
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