if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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