just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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