If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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