Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
