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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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