Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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