at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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