I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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