Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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