She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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