we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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