He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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