dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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