that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Randomize
