he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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