just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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