i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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