Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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