I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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